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Learning to speak Aussie, Quotes from the peanut gallery

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Created by broVan > 9 months ago, 13 May 2020
broVan
109 posts
13 May 2020 8:02AM
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I am an ignorant American looking to brush up on my Aussie speak. I am happy to exchange some of my own expressions that you may not find in textbooks.
I was inspired to start this thread with some of my favorite Piros quotes.
"Sticks like **** to a blanket"
"Snug as a thumb in a bum"

I have been chasing wind for 2 decades so here some that I know-
"The wind today is up and down like a whore's panties" or its just "whore's panties" for short
"Check out Kenny Shlogginz out there mowin the lawn"

I will think of more as soon as I post this.
Please add your best ones!

Sendit!!!!!!!!!

Piros
QLD, 6879 posts
13 May 2020 12:46PM
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Here's a couple:-

Going off , like Dads pants on Fathers Day.

He's had more roots than I've had hot dinners.

Hardcarve1
QLD, 547 posts
13 May 2020 3:06PM
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You can add in cu#t or cu#ts to bring more Aussie flavour to the saying.

GWatto
QLD, 387 posts
13 May 2020 3:46PM
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broVan, we call you blokes Seppo's

wazza66
QLD, 607 posts
13 May 2020 8:38PM
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"I'm as dry as a dead dingos donger" (thirsty)
"Fair suck of the sav" (fair go)
" Carrying on like a frog in a sock" (all over the place )
"Happy as a mosquito at a nudist camp" (very happy)

scotty100
QLD, 233 posts
14 May 2020 9:30AM
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Some old ones
Dry as a nuns nasty ...thirsty
Sweating like a priest in court ... hot
Going for a 3 bags full... personal pleasure
Feel like a bag of fruit... root or sex

Clamsmasha
WA, 311 posts
14 May 2020 11:47AM
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Stiffer than a honeymooner's d1ck. = Fairly high modulus.

Macca1410
NSW, 68 posts
14 May 2020 5:39PM
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Couple of oldies:

Fair suck of the sauce bottle - steady on mate
Flat out like a lizard drinkn - busy as f*#k

broVan
109 posts
15 May 2020 3:11AM
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Is a frog's ass watertight? (yes)
I don't like the cut of his gybe
Good from afar but far from good

Mark _australia
WA, 22089 posts
15 May 2020 12:01PM
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^^^ cut of his jib (sailing term)

your last one would mean she possibly has a head like a burnt thong (not underwear lol) or a head like a dropped pie

surfcowboy
164 posts
15 May 2020 1:38PM
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Google Cockney rhyming slang for more on Seppo. I'm a "fecking yank" as y'all would say and I love where that came from.

rigidigi
VIC, 15 posts
15 May 2020 7:42PM
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Keen as Mustard

toppleover
QLD, 2033 posts
15 May 2020 7:50PM
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Fair Dinkum !!!

bigtone667
NSW, 1502 posts
16 May 2020 7:47AM
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A few roos short in the top paddock.

Wombatventures
SA, 5 posts
24 May 2020 9:44AM
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I've been told its local to where I live.....
Which is weird coz I've heard it in every state....

Ask..."What do you know?"
Answer...."Nothing" or "Not Much"
Reply... "Can't get in trouble that way"

rigidigi
VIC, 15 posts
24 May 2020 11:09PM
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He's not the full 6 pack!

rigidigi
VIC, 15 posts
24 May 2020 11:10PM
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Far canal!

slowpoke2
QLD, 28 posts
30 May 2020 9:24AM
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Don't give me the raw prawn or I'll show you what to do with the rough end of a pineapple.



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